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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Food farce


Maybe it's the Benadryl talking (or at least, Walgreen's knock-off generic version), but every so often, I think about what I'm about to discuss, and this time I'm going to "write" it down.

We can't seem to get decent food. Even those who grow a lot of their own food often end up going grocery shopping for something, and you're hardly ever truly self-sufficient in terms of groceries unless you operate a full-scale family farm with gardens AND meat (and usually crops as well).

In this day and age of ultra-modern scientific advancements, knowledge, and technology, as well as (hopefully but I doubt) a more highly-evolved and humanitarian global worldview, you would think that we would have this food thing down pat. But we don't. We're fatter and yet less nourished. We're sick, fat, dumb, depressed, tired, and miserable. We can't digest food, we can't absorb nutrients, we can't fight off diseases and pathogens, we can't sleep or wake up without artificial help, we can't think straight, and we can't lose weight or keep it off.

Obviously, something is very wrong and I think a lot of it starts with the single most important influence on body function (after all, it IS our fuel): food. And, the fact that our access to quality whole foods is nonexistent.

Behold...
* Almost all types of produce are grown using pesticides.
* Increasingly, produce, crops, and meat products alike are being genetically modified.
* Increasingly food (even besides dairy and fruit juices) are being pasteurized (they started with almonds a few years ago).
* Most animal products (73%) are grown using an unnatural and inefficient diet, as well as over 30 separate antibiotics and growth hormones.
* Almost all soil is depleted of essential nutrients necessary for many important biochemical reactions in the body.
* The conventional fertilizers being used carry only a couple of these nutrients, not the wide array we need.
* Certain types of produce such as apples have an extra layer of carcinogenic carnuba wax sprayed onto them to make them appear "shiny" and thus more attractive.
* Hazardous substances such as viruses and carbon monoxide are being used to keep certain bacterial growths in check so that perishable food can sit longer on grocery store shelves.
* Many grocery stores will simply slap an extended expiration date on unsold perishable foods (such as meat packages).
* Almost ALL food (produce an animal products) is irradiated.
* Even something as basic as water is highly contaminated, with hormone/endocrine disruptors (medications that don't break down and are thus passed into the water supply via urine and never dealt with properly during water treatment processes), neurotoxins (fluoride is NOT to help prevent tooth decay!), carcinogens (chlorine), and tons of harmful resistant microbes and other heavy metals.

As you can see, there's a decrease in the quality of the food and its available nutrients EVERY. Step. Of the way. The really bad news? So far, I've only mentioned the good wholesome "fresh whole foods" that health nuts choose by "shopping the perimeter". This is by no means an average diet, because most people don't stick to a diet of only these foods. The news only gets worse from here...

Behold some more...
* Packaged foods contain way too many grains - Asian stir-fry preparations, all cookies, most finger foods, etc, all contain gluten, to which 83% of the population is genetically susceptible to becoming severely reactive.
* Packaged foods (as well as many spice mixes, soups, etc) contain MSG, a highly addictive and highly neurotoxic substance responsible for migraines and other headaches, neurological disorders, stomach upset/discomfort, vision issues, thyroid problems, obesity, and much more.
* Packaged foods are often pre-cooked and thus not fresh. Non-fresh foods have lost many of their nutrients, and they did so a long time ago.
* Packaged foods often have way too high a carbohydrate content.

My question is, why?
Why do we add fluoride to water?
Why is it that it's extremely tough to find mixes, spices, dressings, etc, without MSG?
Why is it that it's extremely tough to find potato or corn chips without MSG, wheat, "flavoring", etc?
Why is it so tough to obtain raw milk and other raw dairy products?
Why must we use mercury in the processing of high fructose corn syrup?
Why must we tinker recklessly with nature (such as gene splicing and other genetic modification)?
Why must we use wheat in everygoddamnthing?
Why isn't there legislation regarding the scooching of expiration dates?
Why must we irradiate everything when better and less harmful technology exists?

And why oh why are there hardly any labels to allow US to make our own educated decisions??

Just a lil food for thought, no pun intended.

Monday, March 28, 2011

What do you mean random brain farts aren't productive?

It is truly a random kind of day. On days like these, thoughts drift and visit, like the fragrant blooming flowers...and their pollen--of which I'm luckily not allergic to. Score one for me!


Thoughts fade in and out like morphing shapes in lava lamps. Things like, why does Apple's own Safari browser not recognize some of Apple's own OS-based trackpad mouse tricks?

Or, sum up Functional Medicine in a sentence.

How many times can I screw up a new process before I finally get it right? And it's every step of the way, too - deciding case acceptance, paperwork components, general initial appointment flow, routine testing (which tests are routine in the first place, and then there are questions of payment collection, shipping, etc). Then there's the paperwork-related report of findings and then the REAL report of findings when all the test results have come back and been compiled.

Look at my new blog! Charting Doctor Territory is sure to be a smash hit. Yes, it's in Wordpress territory. I'm sure I'm going to Google/Blogger hell at some point. But hey - sassy chick (on my current WLK template scheme) aside, the Wordpress looks better than most Blogger blogs. There. I said it. FYI, most information/posts related to chiropractic, natural medicine, or our particular practice will move over there and this will become pretty much a non-office, non-practice personal blog, where you'll still be able to continue to enjoy random brain farts from yours truly.

I took another step forward with my Operation: Facebook Unhook by combing through lists of games and apps, along with friends' pages to not only identify but also BLOCK all apps they were using, except, of course, for the tiny handful that are actually useful, such as Networked Blogs, BlogTalkRadio, Twitter, Android, and iPhone. Might want those so I can see ALL the juicy status updates. And truthfully, I momentarily felt like an ass for blocking apps called "Support Our Troops" and "Hug Your Mom" but then I remembered what they truly are: a nuisance at best and a wolf in sheep's clothing at worst. Apps your friends use will data mine for your info even if you didn't install the app yourself or agree to your data being shared. That is, unless you block them. Every app must be blocked individually, though. While Facebook doesn't make it hard, they could certainly make it easier.

We totally cleaned the office this weekend. Not that it's totally clean, yet, though, and I'm not sure that it ever will be. But at least the patients aren't having to look behind piles of books or under stacks of paper to find me. I'm still destabilized, though - every time I clean, there's a learning curve involved because I don't always remember where I put what. But it looks better and feels better and I'll eventually get used to my newfound order.

New technology sucks and it's hardly ever good. The smart-phone was about the last good thing invented. But this mandated push toward CFL lightbulbs, cold-white headlights and other light, and so-called "smart meters" that phone home all of your by-the-minute utility usage and shoot the price up and down accordingly (none of which, by the way, you can opt out of).

It would be nice to sleep in bed again. Not that sleeping on the couch is wearing on me or anything, but it's the principle - the idea that sleeping on the couch is by limbic necessity and not by conscious pre-frontal cortical choice.

I'm thinking that ACH precursor supplements are really starting to help. I've got to get the rest of my health game on--and soon--but that will come.

Damn does clearing out FB apps and game-only friends feel good. I never like deleting or removing someone from my friends list, but sometimes there's just no other substance there but the 15-20 games they're playing (and even after you block those, these people invariably begin playing new ones, which keeps you on your game-blocking toes). If they play a ton of games and constantly add new "friends" without any discrimination and never post anything meaningful or personal to let me know there's indeed a human being behind the Facebook account, they might as well NOT be on my list. I'm not unfriendly, but I don't lose sleep either.

How does strike a happy balance between harsh and ineffective/wussy when it comes to signs prohibiting cell phones in the office? I want people to take it seriously and follow it, but I don't want to send a mean message that turns off people it wasn't even intended for.

Am I the only one annoyed by *constant* software updates? I'm grateful, and it doesn't cost anything, but every few days? Really? And the changes are usually not even noticeable. Can't they just wait until they have a few improvements to implement and then put them all in one package so that people don't feel like they're downloading something every 20 minutes?

Did I mention how good the Facebook clean-out feels? :)

Sunday, March 20, 2011

25 CDs one should never be without, vol. 5


It's been over a year. We're due for Installation No. 5 of "25 CDs one should never be without". Ironically, this is bordering on, "25 mp3 albums one should never be without" because (eek) I don't actually own the CD, in some cases. As usual, no particular order...

1. Heart - (self-titled) (1985)
2. Adham Shaikh - Fusion (2004)
3. Madonna - Like a Prayer (1989)
4. Debbie Gibson - Out of the Blue (1987)
5. Elastica - (self-titled) (1995)
6. Smashing Pumpkins - Siamese Dream (1993)
7. Paula Abdul - Forever Your Girl (1988)
8. Los Aterciopelados - Oye (2006)
9. 311 - (self-titled) (1995)
10. Live - Throwing Copper (1994)
11. Semisonic - Feeling Strangely Fine (1998)
12. Police - Synchronicity (1983)
13. U2 - The Joshua Tree (1987)
14. Tori Amos - From the Choirgirl Hotel (1998)
15. Lionel Richie - Can't Slow Down (1983)
16. Milli Vanilli - Girl You Know It's True (1989)
17. Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie & the Infinite Sadness (1995)
18. Information Society - Hack (1990)
19. Daft Punk - Homework (1996)
20. INXS - Kick (1987)
21. Fleetwood Mac - Rumours (1977)
22. Janet Jackson - Rhythm Nation 1814 (1989)
23. Rimsky-Korsakov - Scheherazade (1888)
24. Seal - II (1994)
25. Def Leppard - Pyromania (1983)

And if you're nostalgic for more nostalgia...
25 CDs - Part 1
25 CDs - Part 2
25 CDs - Part 3
25 CDs - Part 4

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Fruitcakes and Cornflakes: how lunacy in alternative medicine harms people


Just....wow.

I had the pleasure of being a member of a forum, primarily women, who discussed health concerns and post questions about natural avenues of treatment. It is hosted/facilitated by a "Wellness Educator" (her unofficial title, according to her website) without any actual standardized training or degree of any kind. This person is giving medical advice (albeit holistic) to people who are writing in with serious problems that need some supervision.

I made several posts suggesting some basic functional testing when appropriate (and some adequate/appropriate supervision only in the direst of cases), and had the DIS-pleasure of being met with a staunch anti-testing mentality, complete with stern orders not to suggest those things in that forum. So I have a couple of thoughts I feel compelled to make known. Now.

Thought #1: It doesn't make sense NOT to test.

The fact is, medical doctors do not do all of the testing necessary. They don't do the tip of the iceberg, they do maybe a snowflake on top of that iceberg tip. There is so much more that MDs don't even know about and don't do. Even the blood test panels they run (standard testing) are not complete. They don't give the full info.

My question is, why would you NOT want to get to the bottom of the issue? Maybe blood tests were "normal" (a phrase frequently up for serious debate in itself) but what about stool tests? Urine? Saliva? The scanty blood tests run are not, by ANY stretch, the ideal medium to detect certain common issues such as intestinal floral disruption, hormonal imbalance, cortisol circadian rhythm, and the like.

The facilitator that rallied so staunchly against my advice will forever baffle me. These ladies are already most likely on kick-butt diets (after all, they're part of a real food forum). They're already probably taking mountains of supplements. And yet, their problems persist. The one question nobody's asking (not themselves, not their doctor, not their naturopath, not their acupuncturist, not their yoga instructor) is, why?? Why are these problems persisting? I know they're looking for a magic bullet, some product they can buy or fad diet they can start. But we know that's not the full answer. The answers are more complicated than that. Don't you want to KNOW what your body is doing? Don't you want an objective starting point? Don't you want some way to measure your progress and KNOW that those supplements, dietary changes, and the like are producing results and doing you some good?

Thought #2: Good food and a multivitamin isn't enough anymore.

If it was, we wouldn't still be having these issues. There's a whole lot more in the mix these days. We've got genetic mutations, toxic metabolites, xenoestrogens, water additives, genetically engineered food, severe chronic stress, audiovisual overload, mesencephalic escape, gastrointestinal dysbiosis, receptor polymorphisms, breakdowns in the mitochrondria, excessive oxidative stress, and more. So, juicing, going organic, going vegetarian, doing raw foods, shopping at Whole Foods, or avoiding certain foods alone isn't enough. Taking an MLM product won't solve all your problems.

You may have a genetic issue that slows down your liver detoxification. Your immune system may be swinging, casting an attack on the various tissues of your body. Your HPA axis might be completely dysregulated and neuroplasticity (reinforcement of this dysfunction) may have set in. You may have candida growing systemically throughout your entire body. Apple cider vinegar isn't going to cut it alone. When only 7% of any nerve in the body carries information about pain or discomfort (and the gastrointestinal system doesn't even have that much), you can't rely on symptoms alone.

Thought #3: I was accused of giving "medical advice" when in fact I was giving the LEAST amount of medical advice and I was the ONLY one in that forum qualified to give ANY medical advice in the first place!

"Wellness Educator" =/= DOCTOR. Maybe she felt threatened? Undermined? Overshadowed? Who knows? Her insecurity or defensiveness is not my problem. I was simply trying to help expose all of those members to another way that I KNOW they hadn't heard of. But the frustrating part is, although some "liked" my posts (this is the kindergarten playground known as Facebook, after all) and thanked me for my info, many were content to respond most favorably to simple, kneejerk pseudo-solutions based on frequently-disproven old-wives tales from 60 years ago.

Thought #4: Alternative Medicine gets some of its bad press from its own lack of logic (i.e. the practitioners do it to themselves).

Much like chiropractic doctors (post on this coming later), in an effort to differentiate themselves from mainstream medicine, alternative practitioners often go too far the other way. They claim they can get miraculous results just by "listening" and "feeling" more intuitively what's going on in their body. That's all well and good, and I believe we should listen and feel a lot more often. But it's NOT--I repeat, NOT--a substitute for diagnostic testing. I realize nobody's looking for approval from some egotistical short-sighted MD. That's great; I'm not either. But that doesn't let alternative practitioners off the hook. Sometimes (often), "listening" and "feeling" alone don't cut it. If they did, why do these people end up in my office a few wasted years (and a lot more tissue destruction) later, frustrated and tearful, with a bag of supplements and no good health to show for them?

The tests I mention are functional. They look at functions of the body. Do you not want to know how well you're functioning? Do you not want to know WHERE the breakdown is? They honestly go hand-in-glove with what the thrust and goal of an alternative practitioner, so why the resistance? If nutrition, naturopathy, "Wellness Education" and holistic health counseling want to be accepted (by mainstream forms of medicine or even the public), they've got to move forward and embrace current technology. We "listened" and "felt" our bodies using intuition BEFORE the testing technology became available. It's sad to know that many are still stuck back in that era, refusing to embrace (or even give attention to) the improvements and advances and NEW TOOLS we can use. As people who want to HELP others, they should be *all over* these tests as new ways to see inside the body that weren't available before. If you truly want to HELP your patient, you'll consider ALL options and all alternatives and you'll let the PERSON decide for themselves.

Typical alternative medicine is stuck in the dark ages without much acceptance because it chooses to stay there.

And why would the alternative practitioners want acceptance, you ask? Most don't, actually. But what they don't realize is that they SHOULD. I watched too many of my brethren attempt to establish an island separate from mainstream medicine, in hopes that they could "convert" the public to their way of thinking. It was "us (alt med) vs them (mainstream med)" and WE had a separate identity, dammit! WE were NOT like THEM. In fact, some of us refuse to call ourselves Doctors because we deem it "too medical". Yes, the most extreme of my brethren are willing to throw away their title, their scope, and a large significance of their degree and education for the sake of remaining staunchly separate from "the system".

Look, I despise the system, too. I don't like the medical establishment or conventional wisdom or the poor excuse of a cattle call that passes for standard medical care in the 21st century US. However, when you position yourself as a vehemently separate island, doing everything you can to reject and abhor medicine, and you AREN'T the one on the mainstream side, you make your patients/clients choose between you and their regular doctors. And guess what? You gamble, and you lose. The patients choose the other side, not you.

Sure, you'll probably get a few converts. But the lion's share of the public end up sheepishly schlepping back to their GP's office, with their tail between their legs, defeated and broken, knowing that they're making the same mistake they did before (seeing a conventional MD for their chronic problem) but not knowing where else to turn. They simply aren't aware of their options.

Saddest of all, hardly anyone is aware that there's a third way, one that is congruent with BOTH sides and beautifully meets nearly every need of each individual. Functional Medicine is a fantastic approach - it's what 21st century mainstream medicine SHOULD have become. It's tragic that it sits on the sidelines, waiting for discovery, but it is a miracle that in these times of pharmaceutical-favored legislation/medical education, we have it at all.

Thought #5: Serious cases require supervision.

I don't care who you are. If you have a laundry list of symptoms and they affect multiple systems and areas of your body and your life, you have GOT to admit that you are in over your head, that successful self-treatment is not usually possible, and that you're going to need some help navigating through the mess.

Most of the ladies on that forum had hormonal issues, or issues of pain/fatigue/insomnia, or neurological problems or immune problems. Each of these needs appropriate supervision, and here's why.

Hormonal issues are later-stage signs of serious biochemical imbalance. Usually it has to do with fuel-for-delivery (blood sugar and oxygen) at the cellular level. Since they're late-stage manifestations, the imbalances are chronic and pretty serious. It's not just about balancing blood sugar anymore. You're going to need to regulate adrenals and probably go for some neurologically-based therapy. That is not within the realm of conventional medicine, nor is it something you're going to be able to do on your own. Sure, you can adopt a wholesome diet and dabble in some relaxation techniques, but wouldn't it be that much more efficient and effective if you got some expert help?

Same could be said for any mood disorder (depression, anger, anxiety), insomnia, or even fatigue. Much of this is adrenal-based (which by definition is a neurologically-rooted problem, NOT an adrenal gland problem), and treating it isn't nearly as simple as going to Whole Foods and talking to someone in an apron about "adrenal support". There's waaaaay more to it than that. (And the conventional medical doctors are utterly clueless, too.)

Fatigue, though, enters into a whole other realm, opening up a whole new set of rabbit holes. Possibilities include anemia (B12, iron, or other), mitochondrial dysfunction, toxic overload, neurological mis-firing, heavy metal load, chronic viral or bacterial infections, or what-have-you. Fibromyalgia is more of a brain-based disorder (which is NOT the same as psychosomatic!) Chronic fatigue is more of a mitochrondrial problem or persistent virus (or maybe the aftermath of an acute/chronic viral infection). So many possibilities. Again, it's not as simple as picking up some Ginseng at Whole Foods or starting every day with coffee, even if it's organic. Adrenal-boosting supplements will probably not even do you any good. Unless, of course, the reason for your fatigue is a severe cortisol dip in the morning or afternoon. But how will you know unless you test?

Immune issues are NOT as simple as getting some "immune support" and thyroid issues aren't candidates for "thyroid support" because in BOTH cases, the herbal formulas in those supplements could be doing your system waaaay more harm than good. Many herbs upregulate the WRONG side of the immune system! (Yes, there are 2 sides, not just one. It's not all or nothing; it's not as simple as being immunodeficient or overactive. It's more of a teeter-totter, and you've got to know which side you're dealing with.) Echinacea, grape seed extract, astragulus, and many other popular immune boosters could be doing you actual damage. They could actually be the LAST thing you need. It's not all about taking boatloads of Vitamin D, either - you've got to keep an eye on your levels. Yes, this means a blood test. You've got to make sure that your system is utilizing it properly and that you're not building up too much. Bet your Wellness Educator doesn't even know about that?

Thought #6: Let's talk about this Wellness Educator.

Looking on her website (I will not give her the publicity by mentioning it or linking to it here), she updated it an hour ago with the explanation that she does not need medical approval, nor does she need biomedical testing to show her this or that finding. (Wow, I have the feeling that was added all because of little ol' me! I'm humbled.) She says she's been in the medical world and knows all about their testing.

Really? So she's heard of Metametrix, Genova, Diagnos-Techs (all CLIA-certified diagnostic-quality lab companies) and she's certain they're not necessary? Really?? Wow, lady, please come work in my office if you're that good that you don't need testing.

Because get this: the rest of the world DOES, including the poor folks who slink to your forum for "help". So you're totally convinced that those labs are useless? You've seen them in action and they're not necessary? Really? Gosh I didn't know that. Maybe you should come to my office and talk with my patients who have ALSO had their experiences with medical testing, only to be told they're normal, but listened to--and felt--themselves and knew those test weren't right, so after NOT being able to tackle their problem on their own, they ended up in MY office 10 years later, and I DID run these tests on them and told them they had....count 'em.....*3* parasites! Not one. Not two. But three! Gosh, no wonder that patient was a mess.

But if she had followed our "Wellness Educator"'s advice and only "listened" and "felt" she would never have known WHAT was wrong or how to deal with it. And she would've been exactly ZERO steps closer to solving the problem.

What are we on, Thought #7?

Suffice it to say that the alternative medicine world needs to get a clue if they're to help anyone with the chronic, complex, complicated, multi-factorial disorders going on out there these days. I've got the feeling by resting on the laurels of their 1960s nutrition deficiency/Master Cleanse books, they're equipped to do exactly: dick.

Meanwhile, my information is the kind of thing that desperate people pay 10-20 thousand dollars for. There is probably a lesson for me in this whole mess as well, and maybe it's the Universe telling me to stop going around giving this away for free. Value is largely perception, and the only way to really create a perception of value is to charge for what you do and what you know. So maybe it's time to go back to devoting my time to people that PAY me for what I've worked so hard to learn. (After all, I have to eat, too.)

10 Years (back) in Texas


It almost slipped past me. Credit goes to my husband for pointing it out.

Has it really been 10 years? Apparently, yes. It's amazing how fast that went, too. It's also amazing how little I remember of anything before that. Memories disappear fast, and not always in order - some hang around more strongly than others.

I've re-learned so many things since my return.

1. Texas isn't really Texas anymore. Sure, some of it is, but certainly not places like Dallas and Austin. I-35 is lost forever. Most of the Texas mystique is preserved only for its ability to trademark and generate revenue from tourists.

2. Texas has everything - you don't ever really have to leave. Mountains? Check. Desert? Check. Beach? Check. Snow? Check. Pine trees, prairies, plateaus, bluffs, cacti, oak trees, deer hunting, lakes, rivers, marshes, corn fields, ranches, forests, or palm trees? Check x 14. We have things they don't really have in other parts of the country. We've got Hill Country, armadillos, long horns, and more.

3. Texas is a hearty place to live. Dallas's summer climate is second only to Death Valley in terms of heat index, and not more then 2-3 months later, boom - you're taking the day off to whether the ice storm. It has hearty lifeforms, too - bermuda grass, fire ants, armadillos, dandelions, all kinds of cacti, scorpions, killer bees, nutria rats, wasps, and Mustang Grape vines. You're going to need both a lot of hot pepper (to help improve heat tolerance) as well as a lumberjack-style down jacket (for those icy wind chills).

4. Texas doesn't care how you did it up north. Really. If you don't like Texas, leave Texas. I was shocked at how many people had been blessed with the opportunity to live here (even if it was by way of an employment transfer) and didn't appreciate it. They couldn't stand the place. They were miserable people who weren't even trying. If you prefer northern ways, go back up the northern way.

5. Weather can come from any direction. It's typically west-to-east like everyone else. But it can just as easily come east-to-west sometimes. And don't forget straight north or straight south.

6. I-10 has evaculanes in case of a hurricane. They mean it.

7. Everyone has a pickup truck. If you don't, you stick out. But don't think that a pickup truck alone earns you any merit. We can tell if you're for real or not. That dealership-branded brand-new current model year Ford F150 without a lick of mud or red dirt on it is a dead giveaway, especially when the driver is wearing a white business button-down shirt and is driving like an idiot with a cellphone stuck to his ear.

8. There are indeed a lot more same-sex-oriented people here than I would've thought. And that's quite all right.

9. There are indeed a lot more Volkswagon Bugs, Toyota Priuses, Smart Cars, and other hybrids here with Obama bumper stickers here than I would've thought. And that's NOT quite all right.

10. The romanticized chili pepper is a South Texas thing. The romanticized boots, porch, and cowhide straps are a Northwest Texas thing. The romanticized outlaws in pickup trucks come from the corners - Houston to the Southeast and Amarillo to the Northwest.

11. The sun is STRONG. You might scoff at the temperature ("only 100 degrees? Hell, I've seen that in Canada!") Yeah, well, I have too. And let me tell you, it's not the same. The sun is a gazillion times more intense down here and that's a factor not figured into the temperature. Hell I don't even think it figures into the heat index, since that focuses primarily on temperature and humidity. Don't buy a black truck, breed black dogs, or wear a lot of black clothing. Black doesn't work well in Texas.

12. Each big Texas city has its own personality and vibe that is completely different and unique from the others.

Dallas is materialistic and hyperfocused on looks. It's snotty and opportunistic for investor-types. It's very showy and people flaunt what they want others to believe they have (but actually don't). It's only fun if you have money, because everything costs.

Fort Worth has more hills, trees, trucks, and cowboys. People are more laid-back but the gang problem is getting worse. The country bars at the Stockyards are pretty cool. It's very different from Dallas - much friendlier overall, and more western.

Waco is sort of a pseudo-center for technology and medical. But the tech sector isn't hip and the medical is bottom-of-the-graduating-class. Not the best reputation. The rudest drivers on I-35 are those between Waco and Dallas. Stay in the right lane.

Austin is so open-minded its brains are falling out - and it's only open-minded if you're liberal; to see the narrow-mindedness come out, advocate a right-wing (or even moderate) stance on something. Woo-hoo, feathers get ruffled. Austin is your home for all things weird, trendy, organic, and TRAFFIC. Austin ranks with Dallas for horrendous traffic problems. As "green" as Austin claims to be, they sure do drive everywhere!

San Antonio is the ultimate small town. It's like one big small town, or a bunch of small ones laid end-to-end. It's the 7th largest city in the entire country, 2nd in Texas, and they have NO IDEA. And they like it that way. Life is simple, and they like it that way too. Lots of Spanish - whites are a minority. And that's OK, too. Not a lot of race wars. Gang activity is picking up, but not racially motivated. Lots to do, if you're not looking to be over-the-top entertained - and the vast majority of it is free.

El Paso is backdropped in mountains, very Spanish, and pretty laid-back. It's not as poor as people think. Many shady businesspeople there, though. Unique in that it has no south side, at least not on this side of the border - only east, west, and north sides.

Houston is huge. It's flat but you're usually distracted by all the trees, so you don't realize it. People drive fast but are overall friendly. The freeways are built wide and well, but there's plenty of traffic anyway. Lots of business and oil. Lots of money, but also a good demographic mix. Lots of pollution, so the wind is welcome. Humidity can be stifling, but winters are mild because of the coast.

Amarillo definitely has an outlaw/badlands quality to it. It's neat! Cold, snowy in winter, hot in summer. It's flat, in the middle of the prairie, and Amarillo is IT - not much else for hundreds of miles. Still retains some of the Route 66 nostalgia. Definitely the hearty cowboy/cowgirl vibe, with pickup trucks and ranches. Friendly, quite conservative politically.

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Our Experience
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Our personal experience has sort of been divvied up into three 3-year blocks, with an additional year hanging out there (maybe starting another 3-year block of something, who knows?)

2001-2003 - Undecided Years - spent gaining our footing, getting our lives together, and deciding what we wanted to be when we grew up. Characterized by lots of driving, waiting for each other due to mismatched schedules, lack of money, and subjecting ourselves to way too much abuse in our jobs. Waitressed and did other odd jobs such as construction during this time. Listened to a lot of country music.

2004-2006 - Undergrad/Massage Therapy Years - a little more comfortable in our shoes now. Spent obtaining our massage therapy licenses and building my private practice, which was the sole source of my income. Characterized by a bipolar swings, a conversion to Hinduism, lots of new friends, putting down more solid roots, and still plenty of driving due to working in different places, going to school at different campuses, and providing outcall massage. Studied a lot for science prerequisites during this time. Listened to a lot of New Age and Shoegaze music, as well as ambient dub.

2007-2009 - Chiropractic School Years - spent living, breathing, eating, and pooping chiropractic school. Characterized by early mornings, late evenings, health issues (except stabilizing in terms of bipolar issues), heightened gluten intolerance, an adoption of Buddhism and especially Wicca, self-discovery, neurology fascination, lots of new friends, and simplified driving. Studied a lot and evolved and transformed as a person. Grew and developed professionally. Listened to a lot of lounge and other miscellaneous new music. Less shoegaze and country, though.

2010-? - Early Practice Years - spent living in San Antonio and eating, living, breathing, and pooping Functional Medicine and Functional Neurology. Characterized (so far) by a lot of relief (at being OUT of Dallas), frustration (at many things - not knowing things I feel I should know, having lost time and brain power due to stress and gluten issues, early unsuccessful cases, peoples' unwillingness to make their health a priority and then making me out to be the bad guy because I can't work magic, etc), an adoption of Mexican/Latin American traditions, and a healthier lifestyle, doing what we love. Battling allergies, and constantly studying. Learning self-promotion, trying to network. Listening to a lot of Latin American rock and flamenco, as well as Bossa Nova and Latin Jazz.

So, here's to the next 10 years!